VoA 10 man. In Dalaran. A friend of mine starts a raid then seems to get nervous when people start bossing her around, telling her what to do etc etc. First time to orginize a raid. So I whisper her, and tell her to make me assist and I’ll help out, and walk her through it. Etc etc. Just backdrop. So I post in trade.
/2 WTB 2M dps VOA 10 g2g
And of course, everyone knows its a joke. Well almost all. Except for this guy.
[Haylon] Your fail
At this point, I just place him on ignore (Thank you Blizzard!) because people who make statements I don’t like in the least who don’t know me at all, or pst’s, or people asking for gold who dont know me or or or, well, they get the right click ignore. So I place this guy on ignore. He is a 19 priest, I have NO IDEA who he is. Then since I am a teacher of sorts, I figure I’m going to take him off ignore. I’m going to give you a transcript of what transpires. I was laughing so hard, I barely could concentrate on my VoA 10 to heal.
[Nyatha] I’m taking you off ignore just to point out that it’s “You’re fail,” not “Your fail.” “Your fail” indicates possession, that I possess fail. “You’re fail” Indicates that you ARE fail, as in your ability, personality etc. Insult in proper english next time.
Haylon is now being ignored.
[Valvega] NO YUOU FUCIN LISTEN HIDINH BEHIND YOUR IGNORE LIST IS —-IN OATHETIC I CANT STAND PEOPLE LIKE YOU IF YOU SAY WTB MEAN —-ING WTB THATS ALL I WAS TRYING TO —-IN SAY SO EAT A —-IN —-K IS MY GRAMMAR GOOD ENOUGH YOU FUCKIN CHUD
[Valvega] —-in fail –s priest
[Valvega] do you —-in like it
[Valvega] —-in wotlk noob
[Valvega] talking —t from bejind an ignoe list
[Valvega] rso um gg mister grammar teacher
[Valvega] maybe if you tried as hard at wow you would be doing more then voa —-in scrub enjoy Requiem
*Note: I still haven’t said anything – Requiem is my guild I’m in atm. And this is word for word, and spelling, minus me —– out the curse words. *
[Valvega] lol failest guild ever
[Valvega] rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Valvega is now on ignore.
[Oakshan] boy you love that ignore list
[Oakshan] for wantin to talk —t
[Oakshan] still on ignore funny huh
Oakshan is now on ignore.
[Buahaha] lol your so fail it funny i bet your mad and you know why you mad cause your bad vcause your in requiem and because a;l you ever do is run voa and 25 icc gg on talkin —t to your better bud enjoy cutting yourself —-in emo anyway wtb non fail priest
Buahaha is now on ignore.
I had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. Funny thing is that the others who say WTB actually knew what I was saying (WG timer came up before we could engage first boss) and came along. And this guy never whispered me that I know of. Just saw it in trade and blew up.
For this guy, whoever you are, if I was to submit this to the FAILblog, I would submit it as WIN. And, I guess my /ignore instincts have prooved to be right once again!